Note: This site is currently "Under construction". I'm migrating to a new version of my site building software. Lots of things are in a state of disrepair as a result (for example, footnote links aren't working). It's all part of the process of building in public. Most things should still be readable though.

Back in my day we didnt have the internet

It's a good thing the world wide web wasn't around when I was in high school. Especially not in the state it is today. I did enough stupid shit on my own, but with inspiration like this, there is a very high probability that I would have ended up killing myself in a manner worthy of a Darwin Award.