Note: This site is currently "Under construction". I'm migrating to a new version of my site building software. Lots of things are in a state of disrepair as a result (for example, footnote links aren't working). It's all part of the process of building in public. Most things should still be readable though.

Sonys Latest Electronic Gaget from The Onion

NSFW Language, but well worth it if your ears aren't too sensitive. embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn\_embed/embedded\_player.swf"type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent" width="480" height="430"flashvars="image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FSONY\_FUCK\_article3\_0.jpg&videoid=93143&title=Sony%20Releases%20New%20Stupid%20Piece%20Of%20Shit%20That%20Doesn%27t%20Fucking%20Work"\<