Note: This site is currently "Under construction". I'm migrating to a new version of my site building software. Lots of things are in a state of disrepair as a result (for example, footnote links aren't working). It's all part of the process of building in public. Most things should still be readable though.

As a matter of fact I do own a laser gun

Though I've had it for a while, it only just occurred to me that I own a laser gun. Ten year old me would be so very impressed. At least, until I mentioned it doesn't vaporize targets. Just measures their surface temperature.

Still: I OWN A LASER GUN!