Just took an "Online Health Assessment" for work. Here's an overview of the results.

Coming as a surprise to no one, the tech guy needs to eat better and do some more exercise. I'm a little better off on the exercise line though. One of the factors was this set of questions:

They aren't taking into account that I have a Geek Desk that converts between sitting/standing and I stand for about half the day. That's gotta be worth something.