The guy who sits across the hall from me has been out sick this week. Tuesday someone told me it was the stomach flu. Today, I hear that they aren't sure what it is and they have him in an isolation chamber running tests and no one goes in there without a moon suit on. Yikes. I hope he gets better quickly and no one else (like, say, the person that sits closest in proximity to him during the day) gets whatever the hell it is.